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>Jimboy:Pare,bakit ka malungkot?

>Totoy: Kasi namatay ang aso ko kahapon.
Sayang at matalino pa naman yun. Magaling sya sa Math. Kapag tinatanong ko sya ng 1+1 ang sagot nya "aw aw", at kapag tinatanong ko sya ng 2+2 sasagot sya ng "aw aw aw aw".

>Jimboy: Aba, ang galing pala naman. Sayang nga talaga. eh bakit nga ba namatay?
>Totoy: Eh kasi, ang buwisit kong kapitbahay tinanong ng 1 milyon + 1 milyon, hayun at namatay sa katatahol.

>Jimboy: Ngeee!!
Divorced father: Anak, pag-uwi mo bigay mo sa nanay mo itong cheke at sabihin mo 18 yrs old ka na, huling cheke na makukuha niya for child support tapos tignan mo kung ano ang expression ng mukha niya. Anak: Mom, sabi ni dad bigay ko daw sayo itong cheke, last support na niya ito sakin kasi 18 na ako. Pagkatapos tignan ko daw expression ng face mo.
Mom: Sa susunod na pagbisita mo sa kanya paki sabi salamat sa suporta kahit di mo siya tatay! Pagkatapos tignan mo expression ng mukha niya!

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One from the Philippines , another from Mexico and an American.

They go with a White House official to examine the fence.

The American contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil.

Well," he says. "I figure the job will run about $900: $400 for materials, $400 for my crew and $100 profit for me."
 
The Mexican contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do $700: $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me."
 
The Filipino contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers: "$2,700."
 
The official, incredulous, says, "What? You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure? How do you expect me to consider your service with that bid?? 

"Easy," the Pinoy explains, "$1,000 for  you, $1,000 for me and we hire the guy from Mexico ".
 
The next day, the Pinoy and the Mexican are working on  the Fence.

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